I recently became a member of the somethingawful forums and recently there was this thread (you may have to be a member to read it) which taught me something that I find weirdly disturbing. It turns out that some people actually stand up to wipe their ass. I find this highly disturbing and it really has shaken my faith in humanity.

I thought for sure that only really weird people on the internet are standers so I brought this up to my friend, Donkey boy and it turns out that he is a godless heathen who stands to wipe his ass. Serious, what the fuck is up with that?

Thankfully, there was a poll held at somethingawful and it was found that the majority of people are sitters and not standers which helped to restore my faith in humanity.

I did find out something even more disturbing. Not only are there people who stand up to wipe their ass, there are also people who reach between their legs to wipe. There were a couple of people who stood up as well as reached between their legs to wipe, I think those people are the antichrist.

On a lighter note, I highly recommend joining and reading the somethingawful forums. It costs ten bucks but it is really worth it. This tale of 4th grade masterbation gave me ten dollars worth of entertainment alone.