I went to get an ice cube yesterday and I saw this funky thing in my freezer. My freezer is making ice stalagmites. I thought it was cool so I took a picture. Weird huh?

Ever wonder what it would be like if internet chat rooms were real?

It’s a little long but totally worth it.

Let me preface this post by saying I cannot take a good picture to save my life. I swear, 98% of all pictures taken of me absolutely suck, I cannot smile on demand for some reason, I am just retarded like that. I am also a big fat whale of a person and that is going to be fixed very shortly.

Since my recent unemployment the need to shave has gone way down on my list of priorities. On my list of things to do before I die one of the things was to grow a beard so I decided to just go ahead and do it. I hadn’t shaved since I got back from Japan, and I probably didn’t shave the last couple days I was in Japan either so I had some good growth going.

My facial hair, hell, all the hair on my head is pretty thin so I can’t grow the worlds greatest beard but I pulled something that resembled a beard off. Anyway here is a picture of the beard.

God I hate pictures of myself, and that one is probably the best one of the bunch here. I was headed out to Christmas dinner at my brothers in-laws so I decided to clean up and shave it all off. I decided to have a bit of fun first and shaved down to a goatee. It didn’t look too bad, just not thick enough and not really me. Here is me with a goat.

I then decided to see if I could ever pursue a career in law enforcement and went down to just a moustache. I think there are probably about 11 men on the planet that can pull off just having a moustache, I am obviously not one of those men. It looked absolutely ridiculous.

If you are a Scrubs fan then I am sure you will get a kick out of this, it’s really well done. For you non Scrubs fans, I am not sure how this will go over with you, you will still probably find it funny though.

This guy is obviously some sort of ninja.