Jackass Number Two

I don’t think I have ever laughed as hard in a movie theater as I did when I saw the first Jackass in the theaters. I honestly just couldn’t believe some of the stuff that I was seeing and I found it absolutely hilarious. I never watched the show on MTV (I avoid that channel like the plague) and I was skeptical go see it but my friend talked me into it and I am glad that he did. When I saw that a sequel was coming out I knew that I had to go see it, preferably after a couple of beers. I did exactly that over the weekend.
Jackass Number Two is hilarious, I will say that I liked the first one better but not by a lot. They definitely upped the stakes in the sequel with some of the stunts being a bit crazier than the first but for some reason the original just seemed to have more original and silly stunts, the stunts in the first one were just more ridiculous.
Chances are this isn’t a movie to bring your girlfriend to. I am sure there are exceptions but every girl I have talked to either has zero interest in seeing it or saw the first one and absolutely hated it. My buddies girlfriend saw it with us and she said she almost walked out on five different occassions.
Since the movie has zero plot and is just a collection of random stunts lets talk about some of the funnier or crazier stunts in the movie. I would suggest that you stop reading here if you don’t want to spoil what you are going to see.
After the opening credits where the guys of Jackass are chased through suburbia by a herd of bulls we see a cage with a hole in the side and there is a snake in the cage. Chris Pontius then takes his cloth covered penis (with a mouse face drawn on the end of it) and puts it through the hole in the cage. There is a string attached to the end of his penis which Johnny Knoxville tugs on to move his penis around eventually getting the snake to strike.
In Fire Hose Rodeo, Dave England is holding onto a fire hose which is suspended from a crane. The fire hose is then turned on and Dave holds on for dear life. He is eventually thrown free bloodying up is ass in the process.
You know those things at fairs and stuff where you can test your strength by hitting something with a sledgehammer and seeing how far you can make the thing go up? In this skit Bam goes to the top of the pole, drops down his pants and puts his ass on the top. Instead of a weight that goes up when you hit it with the hammer there is a dildo.
In one of the more extreme stunts, Steve-O puts a fish hook through his mouth and then jumps into the ocean with sharks swimming around him. Gnarly.
A few of the guys are in a limo going to what they believe is a photo shoot. When the limo stops in a parking lot a couple of the other guys quickly run over to the limo and put a bunch of live bees through the sun roof and then pour marbles on the ground outside of the doors.
Medicine Ball Dodgeball. They play dodge ball with medicine balls, which are very heavy. In the dark.
Someone drinks horse semen in the movie.
In one of my favorite skits in the movie two of the guys climb inside big tractor wheels and then are rolled down a hill.
The last skit in the movie is hilarious and probably the best one in the movie. I won’t go into detail because I don’t want to spoil it but it has so many different levels and is simply hilarious.


