Well, I was bored this afternoon so I decided I was either going to go buy a cigar and smoke it or I was going to go to the movies. I figured I would check the movie schedule first and if there was something playing soon I would go to the movies otherwise I would go buy myself a cigar. It was 3:50 when I check and there was a showing of Snakes On A Plane at 4:15 so off to the movies I went.

It was bad, really bad. It was so bad at points that it was funny but for the most part it was just bad. The FX were second rate, the story was ludicrous as you can imagine, the acting, with the exception of Samuel Jackson, was subpar and it only got one good scare out of me.

After writing that maybe I am being a bit hard on it. It kept me entertained for a couple hours and I wasn’t really wishing it was over at any point during its 105 minute running length. It also had some boobies in it which is always a plus in my book. If you do go see it, turning off your brain before going into the theater wont quite be enough, you have to remove it completely from your head and leave it in your car.

One last thing, make sure you watch the absolutely hilariously bad music video that plays during the end credits, it really has to be seen to be believed.